Price range: $37.00 through $132.00
Cold Cure Specs
Grape Lobster is a balanced hybrid built around dark grape candy, creamy fruit, and a soft gas finish. Apples and Bananas brings bright tropical sweetness and smooth cream, while Eye Candy layers in syrupy grape notes, candy depth, and subtle fuel. The nose is loud and layered, leaning into grape chews, sweet orchard fruit, and a faint gassy undertone. On the inhale, rich grape candy and creamy fruit coat the palate before settling into a smooth, lightly gassy finish that lingers. Expect an Euphoric lift that feels upbeat at first before easing into a calm body balance.
Bred from Apples and Bananas × Eye Candy, this pairing combines two modern flavor-driven cultivars known for expressive terpene output and strong resin production. Grape Lobster stands out for its saturated candy profile and rounded finish, making it a memorable choice in cold cure form.
Quality Standard
Batch grade. Not product type.
Not every batch gets here. S means the terps are loud, the cure is dialed, and nothing was rushed. Flower, cold cure, live rosin vape — doesn't matter. If it's S, it earned it.
A-Tier is what premium is supposed to mean. Properly made, properly stored, nothing cut. The batch hit the mark. This is the daily rotation for people who don't settle.
Cleared our intake. Batch tested, stored right. The expression wasn't peak — maybe the yield, maybe the trim — but it's still better than what most places call premium.
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We ship hemp-derived products nationwide — yes, including Hawaii and Alaska. All products comply with the 2018 Farm Bill and contain less than 0.3% Δ9-THC per dry weight.
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